Sly Finch Longstockiens

Member of the Cutpurses of the Thieves' Guild

Full Title: Honest Finch Longstockiens the Practiced Looter

Occupation: Uh... Cutpurse...

Nationality: His nationality is Morporkian and he is from Ankh-Morpork.

Citizenship: Citizen in Ankh-Morpork.

Gender: Male

Description

A small furtive man is lurking here. Eyes darting around, he twitches nervously as though he may take flight at any moment.

Personal Story

When a phycopathic villain "The Mimer" murdered both of his ornithologist parents on a visit to Ankh-Morpork, Finch joined forces with another young man (whose parents, avid chiropterologists, had fallen afoul of the same villain).

Together they became FruitBat-Man & Finch vowing to avenge their parents and to generally "fight a righteous mission against evil forces while wearing tights!" Bats of course have very large balls, the evolutionary trade off being teeny-weeny brains. Finch found he had somehow became the sidekick of a complete and utter fool.

How did this lead him to become a member of the Thieves' Guild? Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of FruitBat-Man and Finch...

Family Story

Finch Longstockiens is the apprentice of Pipien.

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