Let's get some down us.
I want to see the world through beer goggles,
all the girls around here are munters
but they're georgeous when I'm drunk.
Time for a shots round,
that always makes me feel horny.
I reckon she's giving me the eye,
I could be in there,
Best have another one quick,
then I'll chat her up.
Get it down you zulu warrior!
You're in there my son.
Hello boys!
Who wants to buy me a drink then?
I feel like having a boogie,
but my mates are really square
Ooh, I'm all tipsy, anyone want a quick snog?
It's just a bit of fun.
You may as well make the most of it I say,
you won't be able to when you're married.
Who's round is it?
I want to get really pissed tonight.
Get them in then... we're going to have it large tonight.
Who's up for an all night session?
Life's effing brilliant!
When you're up for some.
Oi! I'm not a slapper you know!
I'm still going to have you later though.
Get them in then... we're going to have it large tonight.
Who's up for an all night session?